- "You make me hornier before 9 AM than most people do all day!"

- "What's a pathetic weak piece of @#$%*! like you doing in a !&% #*$ dump like this??"

- "Soldier, I'm admiring your strategic frontal mammary tissue mounds, two each."

- "Wanna know why I'm called a 'drill' sergeant?"

- "Drop and give me 69!"

- "Baby, you put the 'fox' in 'foxhole'."

- "Your perfume reminds me of napalm in the morning."

- "Wanna help me get an 'honorable discharge'?"