* The lab test indicated abnormal lover function.

* The baby was delivered, the cord clamped and cut, and handed to the pediatrician, who breathed and cried immediately.

* Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.

* The skin was moist and dry.

* Rectal exam revealed a normal size thyroid.

* The patient had waffles for breakfast and anorexia for lunch.

* She stated that she had been constipated for most of her life until 1989 when she got a divorce.

* Between you and me, we ought to be able to get this lady pregnant.

* The patient was in his usual state of good health until his airplane ran out of gas and crashed.

* I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.

* The patient was prepped and raped in the usual manner.

* Examination reveals a well developed male laying in bed with his family in no distress.

* Patient was alert and unresponsive.

* When she fainted, her eyes rolled around the room.

* The patient lives at home with his mother, father, and pet turtle, who is presently enrolled in day care three times a week.

* Bleeding started in the rectal area and continued all the way to Los Angeles.