1. Everything on our face stays its original color.

2. We can wear a white shirt to a water park.

3. Old friends don't give us crap if we've lost or gained weight.

4. Michael Bolton doesn't live in our universe.

5. One mood, all the time.

6. Wedding Dress $2000; Tux rental $100.

7. Bachelor parties whoop ass over bridal showers.

8. Flowers fix everything.

9. The garage is all ours.

10. We can write your name in the snow.