12: "Ahhh! Yoda's little friend seek you!"
11: "Excuse me while I put a shield on my saber, Sweetheart."
10: "Now you know why they put one of me in every Happy Meal, do you."
9: "Cuddling, afterplay-a Jedi craves not these things."
8: "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, must I!"
7: "Do me or do me not-there is no try."
6: "Early must I rise. Leave now must you!"
5: "You know, this would be a lot more fun without Frank Oz's hand up my ass."
4: "Happens to every guy sometimes this does."
3: "When 900 years old you get, Viagra you need too, hmmmmm?"
2: "Who's your Jedi master? WHO'S your Jedi Master?
1: "Ow, ow, OW! On my ear you are!"