1. Well, this day was a total waste of makeup.
2. Well, aren't we just a ray of fucking sunshine?
3. Make yourself at home! Clean my kitchen.
4. Who are these kids and why are they calling me Mom?
5. Not the brightest crayon in the box now, are we?
6. A hard-on doesn't count as personal growth.
7. Do I look like a fucking people person?
8. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
9. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
10. You! Off my planet!.
11. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
12. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
13. God was my co-pilot, but we crashed into the mountains and I had to eat him.
14. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil.
15. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
16. Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
17. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
18. Better living through denial.
19. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
20. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
21. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
22. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
23. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
24. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
25. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
26. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
27. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
28. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
29. Chaos, panic, & disorder - my work here is done.
30. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
31. You look like shit. Is that the style now?
32. Earth is full. Go home.