1. Your name must be Daisy, because I have the incredible urge to plant you right here!

2. Roses are red, violets are blue, I like spaghetti, let's go screw.

3. Just call me milk, I'll do your body good.

4. Your body's name must be visa, because it's everywhere I want to be.

5. Can I buy you a drink, or do you just want the money?

6. I may not be Fred Flintstone, but I bet I can make your Bed Rock.

7. I may not be the best looking guy here, but I'm the only one talking to you.

8. That shirt looks very becoming on you, but if I were on you, I'd be coming too.

9. Yo Baby, you be my Dairy Queen, I'll be your Burger King, you treat me right, and I'll do it your way right away.

10. I'd like to screw your brains out, but it appears that someone beat me to it.

11. Is that Windex? Because I can see myself in your pants.

12. I'm a bird watcher and I'm looking for a Big Breasted Bed Thrasher, have you seen one?

13. I wish you were a Pony Carousel outside Walmart, so I could ride you all day long for a quarter.

14. Wanna Play House? You be the screen door and I'll slam you all night long.

15. If you're going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

16. Guy: "Would you like to dance?"
Girl: "I don't care for this song and surely wouldn't dance with you."
Guy: "I'm sorry, you must have misunderstood me, I said you look fat in those pants" 17. I'm new in town, could I have directions to your house.

18. You look like a girl that has heard every line in the book, so what's one more going to hurt?

19. I love every bone in your body - especially mine.

20. Excuse me, do you wanna fuck, or should I apologize.

21. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

22. Hi, I'm a necrophiliac, how good are you at playing dead?

23. Hi my name is Patrick, remember it, cause you'll be screaming it all night long.

24. Was your dad a farmer? Cause you sure have great melons.

25. You must be Jelly, cause jam don't shake like that.

26. The fact that I'm missing my teeth just means that there's more room for your tongue.

27. Hi, my name is Skippy, like the peanut butter I stick to the roof of your mouth.

28. Hi, my name is Pogo, want to jump on my stick?

29. Guy: Want to go get a pizza and a fuck?
Girl: No!
Guy: What, you don't like pizza?