Three old men were talking about the best thing that could happen to them at that time of life.

The 80 year old said :
"The best thing that could happen to me is to be able to have a good pee. I just stand there and it dribbles and hurts, and I have to go over and over again."

The 85 year old said:
"The best thing could happen to me is if I could have a good bowel movement. I take every kind of laxative I can get my hands on and it is still a problem."

The 90 year old man said:
"That's not my problem, every morning at 6:00 AM sharp I have a good long pee and at 6:30 sharp I have a great bowel movement. The best thing that could happen to me is if I could wake up before 7:00."