While leading a party of girl scouts through the woods in silent Indian fashion, our troop leader suddenly came upon a clearing where a young couple was engaged in an indecent act.

"Back ladies, back!" cried the leader, "There's a very dangerous beast out there!"

But it was too late, several of the kids had more- or-less seen all. They asked their leader what was happening. "Well, if you... er... must know, they were practicing a brand new form of artificial respiration."

"WOW !" exclaimed the oldest of the group. "I know which merit badge I'm gonna try for next."