Old Aunt Bertha was sitting on his porch, when this fella walked up with a pad and pencil in his hand.

"What can I do for you?" Aunt Bertha politely asked. "You selling something?"

"No, ma'am, I'm not. I'm a Census Taker."

"A what?"

"A Census Taker. We're trying to find out how many people are in the United States."

"You're wasting your time here. I have no idea."