1. You can play without risk of scandal.

2. Beats mowing the lawn.

3. Carrying clubs is considered socially acceptable.

4. Master the essential language: slice, shank, divot, bogie, green fee, sand trap, deep rough, mulligan, hacker, water hazard, double bogie, difficult lie, flub, handicap, worm burner, triple bogie, and Duffer.

5. Always a doctor nearby.

6. Would you rather do business at the office?

7. Handicap accessible.

8. Two methods to achieve a great score
a) play as you lie
b) lie as you play

9. Drop a few shots at the 19th hole.

10. The worse your game, the better the exercise.

11. "Holistic" stress reduction.

12. Great excuse to take a walk.

13. Work through dlies without having to run for office.

14. Rather sink a birdie than hook a fish.

15. Putting is such sweet sorrow.

16. Old golfers never die..they just putter out.

17. Drinking and driving is encouraged... especially by your opponents.

18. Having a ball is par for the course.