There is a French couple sitting up talking, when the wife says to the husband that it was time he had a conversation with their thirteen-year-old son about the birds and the bees.

The father goes to his son's room and says, "Son, do you remember that session I arranged for you with mademoiselle Ginette?"

"Oh yes, Papa, I remember very well," says the son.

"Well son, it's time you knew that the birds and the bees do the same thing."