The Following are Remarks from the Old Hollywood Squares Game:

According to Movie Life magazine, Ann-Margaret would like to start having babies soon, but her husband wants her to wait a while. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: He's out of town.

What are "dual-purpose" cattle good for that other cattle aren't?
PAUL LYNDE: They give milk ... and cookies, but I don't recommend the cookies.

Jackie Gleason recently revealed that he firmly believes in them, and has actually seen them on at least two occasions. What are they?
CHARLEY WEAVER: His feet.

True or false: Some African Watusi tribesmen greet guests by running toward them at full speed, then high-jumping over them.
CHARLEY WEAVER: This is sometimes terribly embarrassing to tall guests.

You're on your first visit to Japan, and you head right for the Kabuki. Why?
PAUL LYNDE: It was a long plane ride.

If you're going to make a parachute jump, you should be at least how high?
CHARLEY WEAVER: Three days of steady drinking should do it for me.

Do female frogs croak?
PAUL LYNDE: If you hold their little heads under water.

You've been having trouble going to sleep. Are you probably a man or a woman?
DON KNOTTS: That's what's been keeping me awake.

Question: In what state was Abraham Lincoln born?
PAUL LYNDE: Naked and screaming, just like the rest of us.