A little girl goes to her Dad and asks, "What is politics?"

Dad says, "Well, daughter let me try to explain it to you this way...

I'm the breadwinner of the family, so let's call me 'Capitalism'.

Your Mom, she's the administrator of the household, so we'll call her the Government.

We're here to take care of YOUR needs, so we'll call you 'The People.'

The nanny, well,she works hard all day for very little money, so we'll consider her 'The Working Class'.

And your baby brother ...we'll call him 'The Future.'

Now,think about that and see if it makes sense.

So little Chelsea goes off to bed thinking about what her Dad has said. Later that night, she hears her baby brother crying, so she gets up to check on him. She finds that the baby has severely soiled his diaper.

So little Chelsea goes to her parents'room and finds her mother sound asleep.

Not wanting to wake her, she goes to the nanny's room. Finding the door locked,she peeks into the keyhole and sees her father in bed with the nanny.

She gives up and goes back to bed.

The next morning, little Chelsea says to her father, "Dad, I think I understand the concept of politics now."

The father says, "Good, Chelsea, tell me in your own words what you think politics is all about."

Little Chelsea replies, "Well, While Capitalism is screwing the Working Class, the Government is sound asleep, The People are being ignored, and the Future is in Deep Shit.