Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.
...wedding cake!

In the beginning, God created earth and rested. Then God created man and rested. Then God created woman. Since then, neither God nor man has rested.

Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?
About 5 drinks.

Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

A beggar walked up to a well-dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said "I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "God, I wish I had your willpower."