16 -- We're working on that smell thing, too.

15 -- Because you deserve better than the backseat of some car.

14 -- As seen on "COPS"

13 -- If We'd Known You Were Staying All Night, We'd Have Changed the Sheets

12 -- Not just for nooners anymore.

11 -- We left off the 9, but you know it's there.

10 -- You rented the room, now buy the video.

9 -- Sure, you could stay someplace nicer, but then you wouldn't have money left over for a hooker.

8 -- We'll leave the Lysol for ya!

7 -- Hey, we're not the Ritz, but just try bringing your secretary there on *your* salary, pal!

6 -- We don't make the adultery. We make the adultery *better*

5 -- It's Hookerriffic!

4 -- Official Lodging of the 1998 Florida Marlins

3 -- Blurring the line between stains and avant garde sheet art since 1962!

2 -- Cheap and Easy -- Just Like Your Mother

...and the Number 1 Rejected Motel 6 Slogan...

1 -- We put the "Ho" in "Motel"