Pfizer Corp. is making the announcement today that VIAGRA will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use "as is," or a mixer.

Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims: "It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one." Obviously we can no longer call this a "soft drink." This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashion stiff drink.

Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of "Mount And Do."