One sunny Saturday morning three golfing buddies were about to tee off when a guy, by himself, asked if he could join. The friends agreed so they all four teed off. About two holes into the game, the friends got curious about what the lone man did for a living, and asked.

The stranger told them that he was a hit man, and the golfers had a big laugh. "My rifle is in my golf bag - I carry it everywhere I go. You can take a look if you like. " So one of the skeptical golfers took a look, and sure enough, there was the rifle with a huge scope on it. The golfing buddy picked up the rifle and looked through the scope in the direction of his home and was able to see clear into the bedroom windows.

He bragged to the other golfers, "There's my wife naked: she sure is fine looking!"

But a second later, the golfer spots his naked neighbor in the bedroom with his sexy wife, embraced and passionately kissing.

Clearly shaken, the golfer asks the hit-man how much a hit would cost. "It's $1000 every time I pull the trigger."

"OK, I want to buy two hits, first, shoot my wife in the mouth. She nags the hell out of me and I can't stand it. Second, I want you to shoot my neighbor right in the dick, for screwing around with my wife."

The hit man takes aim with the rifle and peers through the scope. He's lingering for about five minutes when the annoyed golf partner gets impatient and asks what he's waiting for.

The hit man says, "Just hold on now.....I'm about to save you a thousand bucks."