Somewhere, sitting in front of a computer terminal is the twisted maggot responsible for the 'I LOVE YOU' email virus. Fortunately, we here at Gibbleguts are universally unloved, so we knew any email that had the heading 'I LOVE YOU' was a hoax. However, in an attempt to unmask this jerk, we assembled a team of 'profilers' that have come up with a composite psychological profile of the weasel responsible:

He is probably male.

He hasn't yet reached puberty.

He was turned down for the school football team.

He has difficulty getting dates.

He spent a lot of time in the school media room.

None of his clothing fits properly.

He spends a lot of his time alone in a room with a computer.

He hangs out with friends who also exhibit bizarre antisocial behaviour.

-This means the perpetrator could be any one of over 3 million software developers.

From: GiggleBits.com