Sleeping Beauty, Tom Thumb and Quasimodo were chatting together one day.

Sleeping Beauty said, "I believe myself to be the most beautiful girl in the world."

The fellas both agreed with her that she probably was the most beautiful.

Tom Thumb then said, "I must be the smallest person in the world." Quasimodo and Sleeping Beauty nodded in agreement and assured him that they felt sure he was right.

Quasimodo then said "I absolutely have to be the ugliest person in the world. There's a certain distinction in that."

The three decided to go to the Guinness Book of World Records to have their claims verified.

Sleeping Beauty went in to the record headquarters first and came out looking deliriously happy. "It's official, I AM the most beautiful girl in the world!" she cried to her friends.

Tom Thumb went next and emerged triumphant, "I am officially the smallest person in the world."

Eagerly, Quasimodo strode in to confirm his position. Rather quickly, however, he returned, looking crestfallen; and he simply said to his friends...

"Who's Linda Tripp?"