Thankfully, the Rev. Jerry Falwell has stepped in to clean up children's television.

First he 'outed' the apparently homosexual Tinky Winky, a character from the "Teletubbies" show, because:

1) he's purple, the gay color;
2) he has a triangle-shaped antenna, the gay symbol
3) he carries a purse, something all gay people do.

But Falwell's work is far from over. Note the evidence below:

Fred Flintstone
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His nickname on the Bedrock bowling team is
"Twinkle-toes Flintstone."
The show's theme song ends "...we'll have a gay old time!"
He wears an orange dress with little triangles on it.
He hangs out with Barney far more than Wilma.

Bugs Bunny
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Often stands with hand on hip.
Plays a hairdresser in one episode.
Frequently dresses in drag.
Loves to throw on a top hat and tails and belt out Broadway show-tunes with his buddy Daffy -- who, it's worth noting, has a lisp.

Popeye
********* Eats lots of salad.
Wears a sailor suit, even though he hasn't been on a ship in years.
Does little sailor-dances.
Dates a flat-chested transvestite named Olive Oyl.
Best friend named Wimpy.

Batman and Robin
********************** Robin's nickname: Boy Wonder.
Batman's real name: Bruce.
Both wear tights.
They're in great shape.
They like to show each other their grappling hooks.

Peppermint Patty (from Peanuts)
**************************** Has a deep, gravelly voice.
Wears pants, not dresses like the other Peanuts gals.
Plays a mean game of football.
Likes to taunt Charlie Brown.
Always hanging out with that androgynous Marcie.
Wears comfortable shoes.
Nickname: Sir.

The Pink Panther
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'Nuff said