A man comes home with his daughter, who has been at work with him ALL DAY. At the supper table...the little girl blurts out, "I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her Doll."

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system, and is very efficient."

"Oh." she replies, "I thought it was because she closed her eyes when you laid her on the couch."