A man goes to Fredricks of Hollywood. He wants to buy his wife the most sheer lingerie he can find for Valentines Day. The woman behind the counter brings out one for him to look at.
"This one is $200," she says.
"I want one more sheer," says he.
"This one is $350."
"I want it even more sheer than that."
"This one is the most sheer that we have. It's $500."
"I'll take it!"
The man goes home to his wife and shows it to her. He says, "Please put this on and come downstairs to model it for me."
His wife goes upstairs, opens the box and thinks, "This thing is so see through, that the old coot won't even notice if I'm wearing it or not."
The wife comes down wearing nothing at all and strikes a pose. "So, how do you like it?" she says.
He says, "Damn, you'd think for $500 they'd iron the damn thing"