A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just taken to work. The little girl asks, "Why do you call your secretary a doll?"

Feeling his wife's gaze upon him, the man explains, "Well, honey, my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like you wouldn't believe, she knows the computer system and is very efficient."

"Oh," says the little girl, "I thought it was because she closes her eyes when you lie her down."