One day, a priest went into a public bathroom to use the stall. While he was on the toilet, he heard moaning coming from the stall next to him. He stood up, to look over, and there was little Jimmy, sitting on the toilet playing with himself.

The priest was shocked. He told Jimmy that he knew what he was doing in there and that he should save it for marriage.

Little Jimmy agreed to this only because it was coming from a priest. About a week later, the priest ran into Jimmy at the mall and asked him how he was doing with his problem.

Jimmy replied, "Great, father! I've saved a whole quart!"