From a city newspaper . . .

SINGLE BLACK FEMALE... Seeks male companionship, ethnicity unimportant.

I'm a single good looking girl who LOVES to play. I love long walks in the woods, riding in your pickup truck, hunting, fishing trips, cozy winter nights lying by the fire. Candlelight dinners will have me eating out of your hand. Rub me the right way and watch me respond. I'll be at the front door when you get home from work, wearing only what nature gave me. Kiss me and I'm yours.

Call xxx-xxxx and ask for Daisy."

Callers found themselves talking to the local Humane Society about an eight-week-old black Lab...