A Yuppie finds a ticket on his car for parking too close to a fire hydrant. He goes to traffic court to appeal. When the judge calls his case, the man argues that he should not be fined because a uniformed policeman had given him the OK to park where he did.

The judge asks the man if he would recognize the officer if he ever saw him again.

"I sure would, Your Honor," the man replies.

"Good," says the judge. "When you see the officer again, tell him he owes you $75.
Next!"