Microsoft Borg is a registered trademark of Microsoft Corporation: subject to intergalactic copyright laws and appropriate licensing fees. This ownership extends both through the Borg and their off- spring, whether born or unborn or conceived or self-created or enervated, and all races and worlds conquered thereby; therewith inclusive of, but not exclusive to, their properties and products and by-products and creations, whether real or intellectual. This ownership is automatically transferred to any being, product, or property, and the decedents or evolutionary results thereof, which falls into the classifications specified above.

Microsoft bears no responsibility for any real or alleged genocidal behavior on the part of the Borg, their products, creations, by- products, properties, or offspring, whether born or unborn/ conceived, self-created, or enervated. The annihilation of any public or private property, including, but not limited to entire worlds or solar-systems, is not inclusive in the liability of Microsoft in relation to the Borg.

Microsoft bears no accountability in relation to the effects of Borg poetry in any medium, including, but not limited to: read written material, felt written material [aka "Braille"], audibly heard, smelt, tasted, injected, broadcast, grokked, empathic [both intentional and unintentional on the part of EITHER the sender or receiver] or telepathic [aka "Spocked"] [as per the qualifications of "empathic", above], or un[intentional] assimilation into collective or "group" consciences.

By reading of this legal notice, the "end user" [aka "Victim"] of MS Borg has agreed to it's conditions and any conditions imposed by EITHER the Borg and/or Microsoft -- whether mentioned in this notice or not, real or imagined, regardless of whether or not such imposition / situation exists now in this, or any, universe or alternate dimension. Microsoft's rights in this manner are NOT limited to the text of this form, of any pertinent legal documentation, or by reality [whether "actual" or "theoretical"].

Microsoft Borg is not compatible with any known form of intelligence, artificial or otherwise.

By being dominated by or subjected to or annihilated by the Borg, the "end user" has automatically accepted this license and is immediately liable to Microsoft Corporation for licensing fees; Microsoft Corporation and the Borg reserve the rights to set or change said fees without notice to the "end user".