This Good Looking Guy walks into a Lounge (meat market). Sits down at the bar and orders a drink. Sitting next to him is a short Bald headed, really ugly guy!! This gorgeous Blonde (perfect in every way) comes up to the Bald man and they start talking. A little while later they leave.

The next night, The Good Looking guy comes back to the same place. The short fat ugly Bald guy is there also. Well, this time he meets a gorgeous brunette. They talk and they leave.

The third night the same thing happens to the Bald man. Well, finally on the fourth night, The good looking guy goes up to the short fat bald guy and tells him, "I have been coming in here 3 nights in a row. I see you leave here with a different beautiful woman every night. How do you do it?"

Well," the short, fat, ugly bald man says to him, "I'm a lawyer."

"Hmm," The Good looking Guy thinks to himself. "A good idea!"

As he is thinking, a gorgeous blonde comes up to him and starts talking to him. She asked him what he did for a living and he told her that he was a lawyer. She says, "Let's go back to my place". At which he agrees. Well, they are having a great time in bed - awesome sex!!!

Well, after about an hour and a half, he starts laughing his head off!! The Blonde is very upset at this and asked him why he was laughing. He told her, "Here I have only been an attorney for an hour and a half, and already I'm screwing somebody!"