Once upon a time in a land far away, a beautiful, independent and self assured princess happened upon a frog as she walked the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant meadow near her castle contemplating ecological issues. As she sat down, the frog hopped into her lap, looked up at her and said, "Elegant Lady, I was once a handsome prince until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. One kiss from you however, and I will turn back into the dapper young prince that I am, and then, my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in your castle with my mother, where you can prepare my meals, clean my clothes, bear my children, and forever feel grateful and happy doing so."

That evening, as the princess dined sumptuously on a repast of lightly sauteed frog legs seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, she chuckled to her herself and thought, "I don't fucking think so....."