Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window

Seen on the back of a biker's vest: If you can read this, my wife fell off.

Who lit the fuse on your tampon?! (men saying this are known to die a violent death)

Save the trees ... Wipe your butt with an owl.

If you can read this, please flip me back over... (seen upside down, on a Jeep)

Please tell your pants it's not polite to point.

A pat on the back is only a few centimeters from a kick in the ass.

Never raise your hands to your kids; it leaves your groin unprotected.

Feel safe tonight ... Sleep with a cop.

GUYS: No shirt, no service. GALS: No shirt, no charge.

Impotence: Nature's way of saying "No hard feelings"

Heart Attacks...God's Revenge For Eating His Animal Friends

We have enough youth, how about a fountain of smart?

Axe me about Ebonics

Boldly going nowhere

Cat: The other white meat

CAUTION - Driver legally blonde

Don't be sexist - broads hate that!

Eat Well, Stay Fit, Die Anyway

He's not dead, He's electroencephalographically challenged

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you

If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, riddle them with bullets

If you lived in your car, you'd be home by now

WARNING! Driver only carries $20.00 in ammunition

What has four legs and an arm? A happy pit bull

Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.