HOW TO IMPRESS A WOMAN
Compliment her
Cuddle her
Kiss her
Caress her
Love her
Stroke her
Tease her
Comfort her
Protect her
Hug her
Hold her
Spend money on her
Dine her
Buy things for her
Listen to her
Care for her
Stand by her
Support her
Go to the ends of the earth for her and don't forget to come back.

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HOW TO IMPRESS A MAN:
Show up naked
Bring Beer