A gynecologist was getting tired of his job and decided to switch careers. He'd always enjoyed tinkering with engines, so he enrolled in a school for car mechanics. When the class ended, the students were given their final exam: Strip a car engine completely and reassemble it in perfect working order.

The gynecologist did his best, and was amazed to find he scored 150%.

"How could that be?" he asked. "Well," said the instructor, "I gave you 50% for taking the engine apart. Next, I gave you 50% for reassembling it - a fantastic job, really. An then I gave you a 50% bonus for doing it all through the exhaust pipe."