Dear Friend:

I'm passing this along to you as I consider you a valued friend. This worked for me and I think it may work for you. I have found Inner Peace.Recently I read an article that stated: The best way to achieve inner peace is to Finish Things You Have Started.

So today I finished two large bags of potato chips, the last half of a banana cream pie, a nearly full bottle of Jose Cuervo, a small box of Godiva Chocolates and I slapped the living crap out of someone I have never liked. I feel better than I have felt for a long time.

Please pass this along to a friend who is in need of Inner Peace.