10. In Gates we trust.

9. A journey of a thousand sites begins with a single click.

8. You can't teach a new mouse old clicks.

7. Don't byte off more than you can view.

6. What boots up must come down.

5. C: is the root of all directories.

4. Oh, what a tangled Web site we weave when first we practice.

3. Too many clicks spoil the browse.

2. The geek shall inherit the earth.

and the Number One Axiom for The Internet Age.....

1. Windows will never cease.