One morning Johnny is early for school . So he goes into the cla4ssroom and writes on the chalkboard, "Johnny has the biggest dick in school" in huge letters, then runs out of the school building giggling to himself.

After the tardy bell rings, he calmly walks into the classroom with the teacher. The teacher reads it and then tells some students to erase the board. Then the teacher tell him she wants to see him after school.

So after school Johnny and his buddies go back to school. Johnny tells his buddies to wait outside. About an hour later he walks out of the school. And his friends eagerly ask him what happened.

With a lazy smile, he says, "Well, it pays to advertise!!"