On second thought, let's turn off the lights.

Got any penicillin?

When is this supposed to feel good?

You're good enough to do this for a living.

But everybody looks funny naked.

How long do you plan to be 'almost there'?

Is that you I smell?

Have you ever considered liposuction?

Have you seen Fatal Attraction?

Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper.

This would be more fun with some more people, is your brother at home?

Hey, when is it going to be my friend's turn?

Did I mention the video camera?

My old boyfriend used to do it a LOT longer!

And to think-I was really trying to pick up your friend!

Hope you're looking as good when I'm sober.....

I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs!

Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?