The Queen of England was visiting one of Canada's top hospitals. During her tour of the floors she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating.

"Oh my God," said the Queen, "That's disgraceful! What is the meaning of this?"

The doctor leading the tour explained, "I am very sorry, Your Highness. This man has a very serious condition in which the testicles rapidly fill with semen. If he doesn't do that five times a day they will explode and he will die instantly.

"Oh, I am sorry," said the Queen.

On the next floor they passed a room where a young nurse was giving a male patient a blow job. "My goodness," exclaimed the Queen, "What is happening in there?"

To which the doctor replied, "Same problem, better health insurance.