Brad and Bob, two gay men, decide to have a baby. They mix their sperm together, then have a surrogate mother artificially inseminated.

When the baby is born, the men rush to the hospital.

Two dozen babies are in the ward, 23 of which are crying and screaming. One, over in the corner, is smiling serenely.

A nurse comes by, and to Brad and Bob's delight, she points out the happy child as theirs "Isn't it wonderful?" Brad exclaims.

"All these unhappy children, and ours is so happy."

"He's happy now," says the nurse, "but just wait until we take the pacifier out of his ass."