A foursome is waiting at the men's tee while another foursome of ladies is hitting from the ladies' tee. The ladies are taking their time and when, finally, the last one is ready to hit the ball, she hacks it about 10 feet. She then goes over to it and hacks it another 10 feet.

She looks up at the men, who are watching, and says apologetically, I guess all those f*cking lessons I took this winter didn't help."

One of the men immediately replies, "Now, there's your problem. You should have taken golf lessons instead."