A stranger walked into the Explorer's Club. He walked up to a very dignified gentleman. "Hey, boss," he said, "what kind of a place is this?" "This is the Explorer's Club."

"Do you explore?"

"My man, I explored the four corners of the earth. I have been buffeted by the people of Arabia. I have battled the people of all lands - Spaniards, Greeks, Frenchmen, Russians, Scandinavians, Armenians, Lithuanians, and Asiatics. I have single-handedly battled my way through all the peoples of the earth."

"Well, what's wonderful about that? I battle my way through all them people every time I go into the subway."