You Have Flunked Sex Education If You Said...

1. The clitoris is a type of flower.
2. A pubic hair is a wild rabbit.
3. Spread eagle is an extinct bird.
4. Vagina is a medical term used to describe a heart attack.
5. A menstrual cycle has three wheels.
6. A G-string is part of a fiddle.
7. Semen is a term for sailors.
8. Anus is a Latin term for sailors.
9. Testicles are found on an octopus.
10. Asphalt describes rectal problems.
11. KOTEX is a radio station in Cincinnati.
12. Masturbate is a lure used to catch large fish.
13. Coitus is a musical instrument.
14. Fetus is a character on Gunsmoke.
15. An umbilical chord is part of a parachute.
16. A condom is a large apartment complex.
17. An orgasm is a musician who accompanies a church choir.
18. A diaphragm is a drawing in geometry.
19. A dildo is a variety of sweet pickle.
20. An erection is when Japanese people vote.
21. A lesbian is a person from the Middle East
22. Sodomy is a special variety of fast growing grass.
23. Pornography is the business of making records.
24. Genitals are people of non-Jewish origin.
25. Douche is the French word for "two."