Acrorectophobia: The fear of buttholes in high places.

Amathophobia: The fear of Dustin Hoffman.

Anananany: The inability to stop spelling 'banana' once you've started.

Anatidaephobia: The fear that wherever you are, the DEA is watching!

Androphobia: The fear of men in sweat pants.

Angoraphobia: The fear of soft sweaters and rabbits.

Anthropophobia: The fear of human beings.

Archibutyrophobia: The fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of your mouth.

Eonaphobics: The fear of transvestites in steam baths.

Friendorphobia: The fear of being asked 'Who goes there?'

Friggaphobics: People who fear April 15th.

Genuphobia: The fear of knees.

Graphophobia: The fear of writing on bathroom walls.

Heortophobia: The fear of Osama bin Labia.

Lophobia: The fear of dust bunnies.

Katagelophobia: The fear of ridicule in a men's room.

Lyssophobia: The fear of insanity.

Peniaphobia: The fear of poverty.

Phobaphobia: The fear of abstract paintings.

Phobia: What you have left over after you change a $20 bill.

Phronemophobia: The fear of thinking a lot.

Pognophobia: The fear of pumpernickel bread.

Quadriphobia: The fear of 4-way stops and not knowing who goes next.