Little Johnny is walking home from the store. He's got one hand in his pocket, and a loaf of bread in the other.

Along come Father Joe, Johnny's priest, and he thinks to himself, "This is a good opportunity to say something from the Bible to Little Johnny."

He walks up to Little Johnny and says, "I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?"

Little Johnny replies, "A loaf of bread Father."