Going out on the town tonight? Check out these one liners guaranteed, ok maybe not, to win him/her over.

You're body is like Visa. It's like everywhere I want to be.

If you were a new hamburger at McDonald's, you would be McGorgeous.

If I could rewrite the alphabet, I would put U and I together.

Say, didn't we go to different schools together?

If I told you that you have a nice body, would you hold it against me?

Sex is a killer...want to die happy?

Damn, I thought "very-fine" only came in a bottle!

Your name must be Mickey because you're so fine.

Do you know karate? 'Cause your body is really kickin'.

Baby, if you were words on a page, you'd be what they call FINE PRINT!

Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a sample?

Excuse me, do you have any raisins? How about a date?

Your lips look so lonely.... Would they like to meet mine?