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How to beat inflation?
A couple, age 67, went to the doctor's office. The doctor
asked, "What
can I do for you?" The man said, "Will you watch us have
sexual
intercourse?" The doctor looked puzzled but agreed. When
the couple
had finished the doctor said, "There is nothing wrong with
the way you
have intercourse", and he charged them $32.00. This
happened several
weeks in a row. The couple would make an appointment,
have intercourse,
pay the doctor and leave. Finally the doctor asked, "Just
exactly what
are you trying to find out?" The old man said, "We're not
trying to
find out anything. She is married and we can't go to her
house. I am
married and we can't go to my house. The Holiday Inn
charges $60.00.
The Hilton charges $78.00, we do it here for $32.00 and I
get back
$28.00 from Medicare for a visit to the doctor's office."
Squish Date 01/11/1999
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