PSEUDONYMPHOMANIA
Compulsive desire to have a lot of sex under an assumed name.

HAIRPIECE SWIMPLEX
Rash caused by wearing a toupee in a pool.

HERPES CINEPLEX
Rash caused by movie tickets priced at $9.50.

VISACARDITIS
The heart-stopping sensation brought on by exceeding your credit limit.

OREOPOROSIS
Disorder caused by too many cookies, not enough milk.