A guy in a restaurant orders chicken noodle soup. He starts to eat the soup and chokes on a hair in the soup. After gagging for a minute, he calls the waitress. "I'm not paying for this soup. There was a hair in it."

The waitress and customer get into a bit of an argument over the problem. The guy ends up storming out of the restaurant without paying. The waitress sees the guy go across the street to whorehouse. The waitress's shift is over in about 15 minutes. She hurries over to the whorehouse and finds out where the guy is.

The waitress crashes into the room where the guy and lady of the evening are engaging. As she walks in, the waitress sees the guy with his face in the hooker's business area. The waitress, seeing this says, "You wouldn't pay for the chicken noodle soup because you found hair in it. Now look where your face is."

The guy, without pulling his face out of the muff, says to the waitress, "And if I find a darn noodle in there, I'm not paying for that either!!!"