A bunch of guys were sitting around a bar talking about things they bet on. A woman down at the end of the bar says, "Hey guys, I want some of that action!"

The bartender says; "Oh Yeah! What do you wanna bet on?"

Woman: "Most anything."

Bartender: "Like what for instance?"

Woman: "See that wall over their? I bet I can pee higher on that wall than you can!"

Bartender: (Thinks about this for a minute) "I'll take that bet! How much do you want to wager?"

Woman: "You name your poison."

Bartender: "I'll bet you a hundred dollars."

Woman: "Ok!"

Bartender: "Ladies first."

The woman pulls up her dress, pulls down her panties, leans back and pees.

"Your turn," she replies.

The bartender can hardly hold back his laughter as he looks at the mark on the wall just inches above the floor. He unzips his pants gets his sure-fire $100 tool out and gets ready to pee.

The woman takes a look at him and shouts,

"Hey... NO HANDS!"