One day a rooster and a cat were walking down the street, they were good friends and liked to go on walks together.

Suddenly it began to rain and the sidewalk became very slick and full of puddles. The cat slipped and fell into one of the puddles! At this sight, the rooster became hysterical, laughing long and loud!

Moral of the story: Whenever there is a wet pussy, there is sure to be a happy cock nearby!