One weekend, a married man is in his bathroom shaving, when Bubba, a kid from around the neighborhood who mows his lawn, enters and proceeds to pee in the toilet. Well, curiosity got the best of the husband, and, taking a peek, discovered that Bubba was well-endowed. It was the largest penis he ever saw.

The man asked Bubba, "I don't mean to be too personal, but how did your penis get that big?"

Bubba laughed and said, "Every night before bed, I bang it on the bedpost 3 times. Heck, it even impresses girls when I do it before going to bed with them."

The husband was excited at the simplicity of this technique and could hardly wait to try it himself! Before he climbed into bed that night, he whipped it out and banged it on the bedpost three times.

He was just climbing into bed with newfound confidence when his wife, half-asleep and rubbing her eyes, sits up and says, "Bubba, is that you?"